This is a very serious matter.

Why does the NFL keep Ed Hochuli’s legs covered in pants?  We’ve seen his magnificent guns.  You just know he’s got to have some tree trunks to match.

In the spirit of this issue, I have started a movement:

Shorts For Hochuli!

Dreamed up in the haze of 3/4 of a botttle of Steel Reserve, http://www.shortsforhochuli.com is the base camp of operations.

Join us… won’t you?