So last year when Snakes on a Plane was released to DVD, I came up with a drinking game to celebrate the release.
In short, everyone got really drunk really fast, and I’ve since decided that the rules needed a bit of refinement.
Two horrible ideas in the first version were “drink when there are snakes on the screen” and “drink when Sam Jackson swears”.
A drinking game like this should start the night off… not start AND end the night for most of us.
So here’s attempt number two:
- Drink when a snake dies. (multiple snakes at once = one drink)
- Drink when a human dies. (multiple humans at once = one drink)
- Drink when the movie goes into “Snakevision”.
- Boobies = Drink!
- Drink when Sam Jackson gives a command (i.e. repeat after me, stay safe, listen to me)
- When Sam Jackson says THE line… finish your drink!
- If there’s anything left by the time the credits start rolling, finish your mother f’ing drink!
Russ
Nice job, I really don’t have any suggestions to add.
Did I ever tell you about my idea for “Snakes on a Plane 2″? What makes it cool is that it’s ALSO “Jurassic Park 4″, because I say that Sam Jackson’s SoaP character is the twin cousin of his character from the first JP. And he teams up with Vince Vaughn (from JP2), and it’s just 90 minutes of them killing motherfucking dinosaurs. Well, -I- would watch that movie…
Russell.. you are a visionary. I don’t know if I’ve ever told you that. But you are.
Anyone from Hollywood read this? Hire this man!