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Black Knight, Big Momma’s House..
Posted on April 24th, 2008 by Josh.
Categories: movies.
I just realized something. Martin Lawrence is the black Rob Schneider of comedy movies.
I swear, I did not kick a puppy
Posted on April 24th, 2008 by Josh.
Categories: random.
Usually when I’m at the office, I run across the street to AJ’s to grab lunch from their salad bar. Recently, I’ve been all over the balsamic dressing. I’ve always known ranch dressing is counter-intuitive to eating a salad, but I just never did anything about it.
Well, today, there was no balsamic dressing at the salad bar. Teh horrors! I wasn’t terribly distraught, but another lady was. So much so, that she asked the manager if they had any, but it just wasn’t out for some reason. Turns out they didn’t, but he was very willing to go grab a bottle off the shelves and leave it for us. When he left it, he took off the wrapping, and for some reason unscrewed the top. He then placed the bottle down, and put the top on the bottle - but did not screw it on.
The other lady tells me to go ahead, so I do. I pick up the bottle, and start to shake it - you know, balsamic dressing, what with the mix of oils, could use a good shake before pouring. Well, I clearly didn’t see the guy not screw the cap on. Balsamic dressing all over the place, but mostly on me. The manager offered to pay for dry cleaning next door, which I gave a polite smile and nod to. Truth be told, I could care less about the shirt, and the pants were already on their way to the trash, as I had managed to drop some super glue onto them earlier. So… whatever. I got a new TBC shirt at the office, and the day moves along.
Oh, but one other thing… walking back from AJ’s, the sprinklers are on, and watering the sidewalk as much as the grass. This happens at my apartment complex, and usually I’m able to kick the top a bit and turn the sprinkler heads. Well, guess what happened when I tried that? Whoosh! Water starts gushing up… a miniature urban geyser on Camelback Rd. Awesome. Cue myself aimlessly looking around and whistling as I walk in the opposite direction.
See what I mean, though? This just isn’t my day. But at least I can laugh at myself.